TexFX Kustom Pro - Our motto:
“Vetus quoque nunc , sapiens quoque tardus!”*
CLICK to FINK-a-size!
TexFX presents Ed “Big Daddy” Roth's...
“RAT FINK”
In the sixties Mickey Mouse was king: kid-friendly and cartoon clean, he looked like a bunch of squeaky, happy balloons. Then from the depths of California came RAT FINK and nothing was ever the same! (for me at least)
Finkster has been copied many times but never equalled in his beautiful hideousity; filthy and frightning, he looked... well, LIKE A GIANT RAT! With a snout-full of razor-sharp fangs, sickening green-gray skin and humongous hairy ears he sent shivers of deliciousness up and down the spine of every 60s kid. He was covered with warts, surrounded by buzzing flies and boy did we love him for it!
That's the way Big Daddy drew him and that's the way TexFX will alwaze make him: sleezy, slimey, snarly, gnarly, lazy, loathsome and over-the-top HAIRBALL!
CLICK to gi-GANT-o-SIZE!
BUY 'EM! COLLECT 'EM!! TRADE 'EM!!!
This super-custom RF has an EXTRA-LONG SNOUT filled with EXTRA mello yello TEETH and plenty of 'em! He has an extended lower jaw with extra chompers too. He also got totally 3-Dimensional FEET (not the flat hollow feet of the original model), and the patented Big Daddy (+Don Martin) "toe lift" to match the model box art n' those ancient, pre-Revell decals.
Being a TexFX RF, a course he's got a LOTTA EXTRA WARTS n' HAIR... on his HEAD, his EARS, his ARMS an' LEGS, not to mention FOOT HAIR, foot warts, TOE HAIR, toe warts, SHOULDER hair, SHOULDER wartz, BACK HAIR an... aggh, I can't go on - it's too disGUSTing! He also got a POINTY ELBOWS and a LONGER TAIL which curls FRONTWAyS - all so he'll be more like the original Roth drawlings.
CLICK to mon-STRO-za-size!
And every bit of him is PLASTIC... the same plastic as the Revell model its ownself. Take a look at the mazooma detailin' all over this guy!
Now THAT'S a Fink with RAT-A-TOOD! He'll crown ANY kid's Big Daddy Collection, no matter what age! Cowabunga!!
“TexFX RF” is no flatfoot - he gotz fully 3-Dimensional-ized feet!
CLICK to gi-NORM-o-size!
Tha Livin' End... CLICK to FUNK-a-size!
The base kit is the 90s reissue w/the "garbage dump" artwork.
CLICK to in-cred-JEWEL-a-size!
Each TexFX buildup is unique... there's only one in the whole world!
We'll issue a signed COA if you like - just request it when you pay.
CLICK to E. Norma Size!
Every TexFX Kustom Model will be carefully packaged for safe shipment... PROMISE!
Here's what slaphappy TexFX-ers have to say (click the writin' ta see whut they're talkin' about):
ROCKIN' stuff! I like your creativity! I have some other Weird-Ohs, could you do them too?
